My name is Alyssa. I am a Anthropology and Classics double major. I absolutely love Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Supernatural. My best friend Taylor has an awesome blog follow it lobotomize-me.tumblr.com I really wish I was a dragon or a cat.
fuckyeahtattoos:

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fuckyeahtattoos:

by Ian Wahnschaffe

instagram: @ian_tattoo_det

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10 hours ago
california-doom-merchants:

queen-wienerlooks:

gunpowderandspark:

dapperhatsandfancypants:

theausterevolunteer:

oscarstardis:

stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.
He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”
The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.


i always hoped he spoke like he wrote. i feel so fulfilled.

Plus he’s a pretty great accordion player

california-doom-merchants:

queen-wienerlooks:

gunpowderandspark:

dapperhatsandfancypants:

theausterevolunteer:

oscarstardis:

stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.

He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”

The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

i always hoped he spoke like he wrote. i feel so fulfilled.

Plus he’s a pretty great accordion player

(via itsjustfirealarms)

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62505
Posted
11 hours ago

geiszlerandgaila:

kerbear410:

Favorite internet trend.

Is it weird that I find them all hotter when they look silly?

(Source: beben-eleben, via libbytheginger)

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Posted
11 hours ago

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

image

They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

image

update: she caught a squirrel today

image

She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

(via libbytheginger)

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11 hours ago

dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

image

(via itsjustfirealarms)

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Posted
11 hours ago

rai-shadou:

bellecosby:

sectum-and-sempra:

bellecosby:

White men can take nations but they can’t take a joke

This is a generalization.

case in point 

They can take lives
But not responsibility

(via itsjustfirealarms)

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11 hours ago

super-who-locked-in:

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

Oh shit

(Source: uncooler, via wolfstargazing)

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1 day ago
vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

(via haldlrs)

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Posted
1 day ago
runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

(Source: jajaneenee, via owldude)

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Posted
1 day ago
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