Zombies Will Eat Your Heart Out!

My name is Alyssa. I am a Anthropology and Classics double major. I absolutely love Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Supernatural. My best friend Taylor has an awesome blog follow it lobotomize-me.tumblr.com I really wish I was a dragon or a cat.

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

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inkimyewetrust:

Better than this years entire show

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idoitbrilliantly:

alpha-strider:

fartcup:

tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

this actually works wtf

I even found an explanation why it works.

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family:why won't you come with us?
me:there must always be a stark at winterfell

wellheyproductions:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular

Let’s make this situation even better. Both of you are wearing TAP SHOES, and all of the floors are hardwood.

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doctor-wholock:

timelessseaphire:

ufuckinsnowglobe:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’

but there is an ‘ood’

image

wat

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circletines:

there are no rAIN DROPS ON ROSES AND GIRLS IN WHITE DRESSES ITS SLEEPING WITH ROACHES AND TAKING BEST GUESSES SHADES ON THE SHEETS AND BEFORE ALL THE STAINS AND A FEW MORE OF YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THINGS

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